1 00:00:00,501 --> 00:00:02,370 - wa-cha! Hiya! 2 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:06,807 - and now, Dreamworks' kung fu panda: 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,376 Legends of awesomeness. 4 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:10,711 [gong rings] 5 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:13,647 * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda * 6 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:17,118 [scatting] 7 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:18,719 * raised in A noodle shop * 8 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,588 * never seeking Glory or fame * 9 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,156 * he climbed The mountaintop * 10 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:24,092 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 11 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,559 Ooh! Ahh! Yah! 12 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:27,261 * kung fu panda 13 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:30,164 [scatting] 14 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:33,167 * master shifu saw The warrior blossom * 15 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,269 * and master the skills 16 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:36,704 * of bodacious and awesome 17 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,572 * kung fu panda 18 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:40,641 [scatting] 19 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:43,711 * he lives and he trains And he fights * 20 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,513 * with the furious five 21 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:46,714 * protect the valley Something something * 22 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:49,717 * something Something alive * 23 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:53,187 * kung fu panda 24 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:54,855 * legends of awesomeness 25 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:55,789 Sweet! 26 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:08,469 - the valley of peace had long Been a land of kung fu, 27 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,704 Where the dragon warrior And the furious five 28 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:13,141 Heroically battled A never-ending army 29 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:15,476 Of villainous villains Of villainy. 30 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,478 It was really cool, And super-fun. 31 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,480 Until he came. 32 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:22,350 [evil laughter] 33 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:24,618 We were forbidden to use our Kung fu unless we had 34 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,154 A permit. 35 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,488 Which was really hard to get. 36 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:29,623 First you had to fill out This big application. 37 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:30,758 - curses. 38 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,826 - then a special courier had to Take it super-far away 39 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,462 To district headquarters 40 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:35,629 And give it to this guy. 41 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,531 Who gave it to her, Who gave it to him, 42 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:38,632 Who had to make 40 copies And have it approved 43 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:41,635 By him, her, him, him, him, Her, her, him, him, him, 44 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:42,903 And this guy, 45 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,405 Who was hardly ever there 46 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,374 Because he took a lot Of vacation time. 47 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:49,443 It took...Forever. 48 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:51,512 Bad guys were everywhere, 49 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,581 And none badder than Tsao, lao, and bao, 50 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,683 Those three nasty pigs Who had returned 51 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:58,552 To the valley of peace To wreak havoc. 52 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:00,454 Unable to fight, The brave warriors 53 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:02,556 Retreated to the jade palace, 54 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:05,493 Where they spent their every Waking moment preparing for 55 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:09,230 The day when they could Once again be awesome. 56 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:12,633 - 3,455, 57 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:15,769 3,456, 58 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,938 3,457, 59 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,840 3,458... 60 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:25,879 - ahem, you're in my sun. 61 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:26,880 [gasps] 62 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,349 Master shifu! 63 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:29,750 - why aren't you all training? 64 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,252 - what's the point? 65 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,686 - we can't use our kung fu. 66 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,488 - should we be looking For real jobs? 67 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:36,224 - of course not. 68 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:39,527 This situation Is merely temporary. 69 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,395 - that's what You said last week. 70 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:42,563 - and the week before that. 71 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,665 - and the week before that. 72 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:45,666 - po! 73 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,235 What are you doing? 74 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,669 - practicing. 75 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,238 I figured maybe if We couldn't do anything anymore, 76 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,939 We could start a circus. 77 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,408 - we are not starting A circus. 78 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:55,409 - good. 79 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:56,877 'cause I stink at this. 80 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,746 Whoa, oh, uh. 81 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,948 Ooh, oh, waa! 82 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,283 [crash] 83 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,584 It's okay. 84 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:04,585 It's okay, I'm fine. 85 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:05,586 - po! 86 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,454 - you fell on him. 87 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,288 - get up. 88 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,989 - are you all right, Master shifu? 89 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,358 - [breathes deeply] I--uh-- 90 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:11,559 - you kidding? 91 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:12,860 Of course he's all right. 92 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,728 That's a kung fu master You're talking to. 93 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:17,731 Gonna take a lot more than That to keep him down. 94 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:18,732 [bones crunching] 95 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:21,869 - yow! 96 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,705 [bones crunching] Waaahh! 97 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,440 [bones crunching] Ah! 98 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:28,376 [bones crunching] Oh! 99 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,444 [bones crunching] Ay-ah-ha-hai! 100 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:32,646 [bones crunching] Ing-ah-ay-ah! 101 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:36,717 It appears I've thrown My back out. 102 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,918 - uh-oh. 103 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,454 The last time that happened, You were... 104 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:43,291 Er, uh, in bed for weeks. 105 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,758 [whispering] He was horrible--horrible! 106 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:45,759 - aha! 107 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:46,994 There you all are. 108 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,330 I have important-- 109 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:51,365 What are you doing down there? 110 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,334 - ah! He threw his back out... 111 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,535 Somehow. 112 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,470 - ah, jolly good. 113 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:59,607 Now, listen, your kung fu Permit has been approved. 114 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,444 You can finally go after Those nasty pigs. 115 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,646 I thought you'd all be happy. 116 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,648 - we applied for that Two months ago. 117 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,383 - those pigs are Probably long gone. 118 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:10,351 - what's the use Of having a permit 119 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:12,520 If the bad guys aren't Even around anymore? 120 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,655 - this whole thing's stupid! 121 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:17,525 [smack] - ah-ow! 122 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,460 - why is everyone blaming me? 123 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,994 You think I like this? 124 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,796 Criminals running through The streets as they please, 125 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,998 The whole thing's made Me look ridiculous. 126 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,401 But it's how h.Q. Wants it done. 127 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,437 Now here's your permit. 128 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,504 [crash] - ow! 129 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:31,805 - do with it what you will. 130 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,507 Good day. 131 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:36,444 [mutters to himself] Ungrateful. 132 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,450 Hmph! 133 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:44,652 - what should we do, Master shifu? 134 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,020 - there's a chance the pigs Are still in the vicinity. 135 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,456 You should try to find them. 136 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,490 - yes! 137 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:51,359 Finally, some action! 138 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:52,426 - what are we waiting for? 139 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,427 [all battle cry] 140 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:55,796 - yeah! 141 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,698 - oh. 142 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:00,668 - did you need someone To stay and help you out? 143 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,403 - that would be nice, Yes. 144 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:03,371 - I'll get monkey. 145 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:04,505 - no! 146 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,707 You. - me? 147 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,842 - let's do this thing! 148 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:11,044 - but...Kung fu. 149 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,980 We finally get To do something. 150 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,648 - you caused this. 151 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,116 You're the one Who's going to stay. 152 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,486 Now help me get inside. 153 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:21,455 - [whines] 154 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:24,792 [groans] 155 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:32,433 [bones crunching, Shifu screaming] 156 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:38,472 [bones crunching, Shifu screaming] 157 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:42,943 - do you have to keep Making those noises? 158 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:45,513 - yes! 159 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:46,814 [bones crunching] Oh! 160 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:51,084 [bones crunching] [screaming] 161 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:53,621 Oh-ohh-oh! 162 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:54,922 - [gasps] 163 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,425 Idea. 164 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,630 Ah, there. All comfy? 165 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:06,166 - not particularly. 166 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,168 - okay, so, uh, 167 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,169 So, what a day, right? 168 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,638 So... [laughing] 169 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:11,939 I think I'm gonna go To my room. 170 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:13,106 If you need anything, 171 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,876 Just ring that bell. 172 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,111 [bell rings] - I'm hungry. 173 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:19,780 [bowl clatters] 174 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:22,783 [noodles sizzle] 175 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:26,454 [bell rings] My toes itch. 176 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,789 [scratching] 177 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,958 [bell rings] This soup's cold. 178 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,493 - oh. 179 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,467 [bell rings] - too hot now. 180 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:45,673 [bell rings] I want to hear a poem. 181 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:46,474 [bell rings] 182 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,911 [bell rings] 183 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,713 [bell rings] 184 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:57,050 I want a bigger bell. 185 00:06:57,084 --> 00:07:00,153 - uh, shifu should Be around somewhere, 186 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:02,923 If you wouldn't mind waiting, Superintendent woo. 187 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,493 I shall go fetch him Straightaway, sir. 188 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:06,627 - straightaway at least. 189 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,195 I don't have all day on this. 190 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,197 I've got a mahjong game With the emperor. 191 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,064 The emperor! 192 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,233 You wanna see my mad face? 193 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,535 Move it, tubby. 194 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,069 - shifu? 195 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:19,139 Confound it all, Where are you? 196 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,542 - [snores, snorts] 197 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,210 - looks like you haven't slept A wink all night. 198 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,578 - I haven't. 199 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,046 - why? [bell rings] 200 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,215 - what's all that racket Out there? 201 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,117 - ah, there you are. 202 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,184 We have to talk. 203 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:32,720 - this isn't a good time. 204 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,187 - I'm going to bed. 205 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,223 - no, he wants To meet you too. 206 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,725 - who? - woo. 207 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,026 - who? - yes? 208 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,994 - what? - no, not hu who. 209 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:42,029 Who who? 210 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,697 - no, woo who. 211 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:45,032 - what's he talking about? 212 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:45,766 - he wants to know What you're-- 213 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,034 Okay! 214 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,202 Enough with the bell! Stop with the bell! 215 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:52,606 - my supervisor, Superintendent woo, is in town. 216 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,208 He's none too happy about all The criminals running about. 217 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,545 Says the situation's Gotten out of hand. 218 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,547 He's going to fire me! 219 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,114 He's blaming you all As well. 220 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,984 - but it's not our fault we have To wait around for a permit. 221 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,118 - that's just it. 222 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:08,155 He says he's going to send In an entire police force 223 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,090 That won't need any permits. 224 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:13,994 There won't be any need for you, Or the jade palace, or me! 225 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,163 He's threatening To shut it all down. 226 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,631 - he can't do that. 227 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,066 - that's why I asked him To meet with you. 228 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,034 Now get out of that bed. 229 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,169 - he can't. 230 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:23,671 - he has to. 231 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,138 Or we'll all be out On the street. 232 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,307 Now hurry. 233 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,043 - [sighs] Well... 234 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,579 Help me get up. 235 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:33,814 - it shouldn't be But a moment. 236 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:38,018 [bones crunching, Shifu screaming] 237 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:43,991 [bone crunching And screaming continue] 238 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,927 [struggles] There is no way I can get up. 239 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,161 - but you have to! 240 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,831 - [sighs] We're doomed. 241 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,004 - okay, we're just going to-- - ah! 242 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,939 - maybe we'll just-- - ah! 243 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,774 [bones crunching, Shifu screaming] 244 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,042 - what is that screaming? 245 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,877 - uh, "Screaming," Did you say? 246 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,846 [bones crunching, Shifu screaming] 247 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,815 - uh, yeah, screaming. 248 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:08,849 You don't hear it? 249 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,884 Do you hear this? Huh? 250 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,052 What've you got In that big melon, 251 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,253 Sawdust and rice bags? 252 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,788 Screaming! 253 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,024 - oh, no, That's not screaming. 254 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,994 He's doing his Morning exercises. 255 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,763 [bones crunching, Shifu screaming] 256 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,965 They're very difficult. 257 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,067 - master shifu, You can do it! 258 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,637 [bones crunching] - blarg-oh-ah! 259 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,938 - [gasps] Wait a minute. 260 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,906 Remember when you had me Read the sacred scrolls? 261 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,642 The very first scroll has A potion-- 262 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,243 - to relax the muscles. 263 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,678 Of course, po! 264 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,046 You have to go Make that potion. 265 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,047 - I'm on it. 266 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,081 [bangs table] - gah! 267 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,856 - what? 268 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,763 What are you do-- 269 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:56,864 - uh, are you talking To someone? 270 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:57,865 - eeh! 271 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:58,999 - uh, no, no. 272 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,968 I was just, uh-- [laughs nervously] 273 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,636 Ooh, would you look at that. 274 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,772 - it's a column. 275 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,874 - and a fine one, too. 276 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:07,941 Don't make them Like that anymore. 277 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,277 - [anxious muttering] Okay-- 278 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:14,748 - what is taking so long? 279 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,917 - oh, look at that. 280 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,019 - it's the same column. 281 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,088 - just thought it was worth A second look. 282 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,892 - ooh! 283 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,359 - I'm losing my patience, hu. [scrolls crash] 284 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,729 Do you want to see My mad face? 285 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:31,064 Do you want To see my mad face?! 286 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,666 - is it madder than that one? 287 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:33,934 - much. 288 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:38,438 - then...No. 289 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,040 [bones crunching] - yah! 290 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:43,110 [gulping] 291 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,679 Ah. 292 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:55,055 Po! I think it's working. 293 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,825 [sighs] Yes, not a lick of pain. 294 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,096 I'm walking. 295 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,032 Po, you did it. 296 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,734 Let's go greet our guest. 297 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,239 This is wonderful. 298 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:17,811 That potion is really kick-- Ahh, woo! Woo! 299 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:21,048 Po, did you follow The directions precisely? 300 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,449 - I did better than that. 301 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,051 You were in so much pain, 302 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:24,952 I made it triple strength. 303 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:25,953 - [gasps] 304 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,921 Hiya, ibex! 305 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,857 Oy, you must go through A ton of hats. 306 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,991 You know, 'cause of the horns. 307 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:31,992 - [gasps] 308 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,127 - I like kumquats! 309 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,295 Whee! 310 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,897 And they like me! 311 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,932 - [nervous whimper] 312 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:42,369 - this guy is The great master shifu? 313 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,837 - I--uh--well-- 314 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:47,207 - [nervous stammering] 315 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,342 Of course not. 316 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,511 I am shifu. 317 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,414 - [gasps] 318 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,918 Uh, if you'll excuse us For just a moment. 319 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,086 What are you doing? 320 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,254 - I gave shifu Too much potion. 321 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,790 - what potion? 322 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,024 - for his back. 323 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,025 I gave him too much, Now calm down. 324 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,159 I can do this. 325 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,161 - is there a problem here? 326 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,197 - [gasps] Not at all. 327 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:14,802 Constable hu was just Showing me this column. 328 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,037 It's...Column. 329 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,440 It is an honor to meet you, Superintendent woo. 330 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,842 - if you're shifu, 331 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,877 Then that must be The one they call po, 332 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:24,812 The dragon warrior. 333 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,915 - I have air in my body. 334 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,282 Whee! 335 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,284 - I heard he was kind of odd. 336 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,886 - odd? Who said he was odd? 337 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,488 I mean, uh, yes, That's po. 338 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,357 Our awesome little oddball. 339 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,026 Tut, tut. 340 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,027 - I'm making eggs. 341 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,963 Egg, egg, egg, egg. 342 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,832 - he may be cuckoo-crazy, 343 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,867 But I understand he's lethal. 344 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,501 - you understand correctly. 345 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,938 I'd hate to be the one To go up against him. 346 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,106 - ooh, silky! 347 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:58,178 - uh, let us stroll The courtyard. 348 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,247 So you see, Superintendent woo, 349 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,582 The awesome warriors Of the jade palace 350 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,952 Have kept the valley safe For hundreds of years. 351 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:08,889 - [giggles] 352 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,858 - it's a, uh, training device. 353 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:14,127 My own invention. 354 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,296 We have always done What is right. 355 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,865 Our mission has been To keep the peace 356 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:21,501 And stomp out "Evilness-ness." - [yawns] 357 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,271 - we would have stopped those No-good pigs right away, 358 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,173 But since we had to wait For a permit... 359 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,041 Well, you see the difficulty. 360 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,877 - I see. 361 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,112 [clears throat] Well, I must say, 362 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,281 I am impressed, Master shifu. 363 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,315 Most impressed. - [coos like a baby] 364 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,950 [bell rings] 365 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,251 - mm, very well. 366 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,420 I'm prepared to sign Over control 367 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,623 Of the jade palace to you, Master shifu... 368 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,927 If I can see the dragon warrior Do some fight stuff. 369 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,995 - what? 370 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,263 - you mean, now? - [coos like a baby] 371 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,932 - oh, no, of course not. 372 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,467 Next week, maybe, I could Probably sleep on the couch-- 373 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,971 Yes, now! 374 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:02,575 - wah! 375 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:06,146 Wah! 376 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,115 Hiyah, wah! 377 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,616 - uh, fight. 378 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,926 - so exciting! 379 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,593 - are you sure This is kung fu? 380 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,362 I thought it was different. 381 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,964 - what? Uh, ah, no. 382 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,966 It's a new style, ah-- 383 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,300 - uh, er, bean bun. 384 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,568 - uh, bean bun dragon. 385 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,602 - bok choy. 386 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:33,273 - bean bun dragon Bok choy style. 387 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,642 Uh, yeah, look how he's Sneaking up on me, 388 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,578 Like a bean bun. 389 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,380 - I have fingers. 390 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,950 - take that, Awesome dragon warrior! 391 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,617 Ooh! Ah! Uh-oh. 392 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:48,621 Oh, yeah. Ah! 393 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,658 - whee-yah. 394 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,060 - hm. 395 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:56,363 Maybe if I saw him Do that thingy. 396 00:14:56,396 --> 00:15:00,968 [machinery whirls] 397 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:04,337 - [giggles] 398 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,573 Happy feet! 399 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,509 Woo, woo, whee! 400 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,710 Yoo! 401 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,711 Yah! 402 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,114 - [laughs nervously] 403 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:18,718 - ooh, yeah. 404 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,719 Hm, huh, oh. 405 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,256 - oh, he's good. 406 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,027 - ooh, hm. 407 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,062 - [gasps] 408 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:32,599 - oh, yah, wow, whee. 409 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,569 [rapid gibberish] 410 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,705 Oh, wow. 411 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:43,510 Walnuts for everyone. 412 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,013 Yay! 413 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,514 - ha-ha. 414 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,516 - well, I've seen enough, Master shifu. 415 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,052 I'll just sign right here And the jade palace 416 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,153 Will return completely to-- 417 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,388 - po! - huh, what? 418 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,656 - master shifu. 419 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,025 We searched all night. 420 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,526 We couldn't find the pigs Anywhere. 421 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,161 They must be hiding out. 422 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,695 - ah, thank you, tigress. - oh, ooh. 423 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,031 - that will be all. 424 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:04,664 - what's wrong with shifu? 425 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,033 - with me? 426 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,167 Ah, nothing, I'm fine. 427 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,635 - not you. Shifu. 428 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,636 - I'm shifu. 429 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,338 - of course he is. - who? 430 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,574 - me! I'm shifu. 431 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,109 - what the heck's going on? 432 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,744 - that's what I want to know. 433 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,313 Now who is shifu? 434 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:24,151 All: him! 435 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,385 - I see. 436 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,187 Trying to make a joke Of me, eh? 437 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,522 Big joke, right? [laughs sarcastically] 438 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:30,657 - no, no, It's not like that. 439 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,658 You see-- 440 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,326 - oh, yeah, I see. 441 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,062 I see plenty! 442 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,197 I see I almost entrusted The valley of peace 443 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,066 In the hands of a lunatic! 444 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:43,170 - I like checkers! 445 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,637 - as of this moment, 446 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,407 I am shutting The jade palace down for good. 447 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,076 It's finished! Kaput! 448 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,710 Over! The end! 449 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,545 Done, et cetera! 450 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,252 - [snores] 451 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,556 - feeling better, Master shifu? 452 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,292 - much, yes. 453 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,260 Thank you for the tea. 454 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,796 - so we actually do need jobs, Right? 455 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,698 - I'm afraid you do. 456 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,234 - no. This is all my fault. 457 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,378 - yes, it is. 458 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,247 - mm. 459 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,616 - now, look, Please be reasonable. 460 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,119 The valley needs shifu And his team. 461 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,787 You can't just shut The jade palace down like that. 462 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:35,788 - want to bet? 463 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,457 I can and I have. 464 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,427 Boom! Bam! Shut! Et cetera! 465 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,263 And as for you, You big-headed pachyderm, 466 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,432 You giant gray pillow With a nose, 467 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,134 You're fired! 468 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,702 - fired? - fired! 469 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,838 Like, don't show up tomorrow. 470 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,207 Good day. 471 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:05,718 - fired. Canned. Sacked. 472 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:09,622 Cut down in the prime Of my bureaucratic career. 473 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,559 [gasps] Whatever will I tell mother? 474 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,463 - going somewhere? 475 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,897 - sussed that out, did you? 476 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,299 I'm walking on a road, Right? 477 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,767 Right! 478 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,769 Now, out of my way, I have important business 479 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,505 To attend to. 480 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,674 - ooh, "Important business." 481 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,410 - does that mean You're important? 482 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,745 - you bet your curly Little tails it does. 483 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,581 Real important. 484 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,216 - then, mr. Important, 485 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:39,586 They'll probably pay a lot Of money to get you back. 486 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,254 [all laugh] 487 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,523 - no! Unhand me this instant! 488 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,891 Help! 489 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,727 I'm being abducted By disgusting pigs! 490 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,896 - "Disgusting"? Is that nice? 491 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,832 - good gracious. 492 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,202 [doors open] 493 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,836 Superintendent woo! 494 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,771 He's been abducted By those nasty pigs. 495 00:18:58,805 --> 00:18:59,772 - where? 496 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,541 - the road out of town. 497 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,210 - we'll take the shortcut Through the forest, 498 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,311 Head them off! 499 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,447 - please, please! Let me go! 500 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,815 I'll give you anything You want. 501 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:09,849 Please. 502 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:14,721 - he's a real whiny boy. [laughs] 503 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,289 - hey, how's it going? 504 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,390 Long time, no see. 505 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,692 - oh! Thank heaven! 506 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,494 Back off, you hairless gobs. 507 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,829 They're here to rescue me. 508 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:26,233 - oh, um, yeah, about that. 509 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,468 Sorry, but, uh, we can't. 510 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,869 - what are you talking about? 511 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:30,937 - what's he talking about? 512 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,539 - what are you talking about? 513 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,708 - we can't because you kind Of shut us down. 514 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,944 We don't want to break any laws By fighting these guys. 515 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,846 - oh, that's right. 516 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,782 - yes, what a pity. 517 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,717 - so, good luck with things. 518 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:48,655 See ya. 519 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,290 - am I just dumb, 520 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,659 Or do you guys have no idea What's going on either? 521 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,493 - both. 522 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,795 - no! Please, you have to save me. 523 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,264 Please! 524 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,766 No mad face, I promise. 525 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,302 - yeah, but the jade palace-- 526 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,770 - is returned to service! 527 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,505 I'm not shutting it down. 528 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,507 No, of course it's open. 529 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,709 Can't you take a joke? [laughs weakly] 530 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:10,843 - [whispers] And my job? 531 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,679 - and constable hu's job? 532 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,647 - oh, oh, yes. Yes, of course. 533 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,383 He's not fired. Another joke. 534 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,685 You guys gotta Lighten up a little. 535 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,852 - [whispers] And a pay rate increase? 536 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,688 - and a pay ra--hey. 537 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,323 - worth a try. 538 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,791 - everything will Go back to normal. 539 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:25,958 Whatever you want. 540 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,795 Just please, help me. 541 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,597 - well, in that case. 542 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,465 Hwaa! 543 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:36,303 - [grunts] 544 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,871 [bones crunching] - oh, oh. 545 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,907 [both grunting] 546 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,750 [bones crunching] Ow! 547 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,352 [both grunting] 548 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,891 [bones crunching] Yaa! 549 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,360 [smack] Aw! 550 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,064 - [gasps] 551 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,799 Hyuh-ha! 552 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,000 [grunting] 553 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,436 - ow! 554 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,871 - shifu, I've got an idea. 555 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,741 - I can't believe I'm doing this. 556 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:21,414 [boom] 557 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,467 - wacha! [thud] 558 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,872 - I say, that does Look like fun. 559 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:46,873 - right? 560 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:47,874 - [screaming] 561 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,743 No! 562 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:52,011 Ah! 563 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,713 - oh! - oof! 564 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,382 - [screams] 565 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,985 - [grunting] A little more, a little more. 566 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,553 A little--gah! 567 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,427 - oh! 568 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,397 - [screaming] 569 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:21,040 - congratulations, shifu. 570 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:24,577 The valley of peace Is returned to your care. 571 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,779 - thanks to po's Quick thinking. 572 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:28,047 Good job, panda. 573 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,082 - thanks, master shifu. 574 00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:32,552 - well, with you all taking care Of the criminals, 575 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,421 I can return to my office In the village 576 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:36,122 And focus on My real passion: 577 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:38,057 [laughing] Paperwork. 578 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:40,427 - bandits! 579 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,429 In the village square! 580 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,667 [chime] 581 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,802 - enjoy. 582 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,004 - woo-hoo! 583 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,473 All: hiya!